This Pasta's On Fire | Quickover 3.8
I don't know if this photo is supposed to show off how flooded the bathroom is or how big Adrienne's boobs currently are. Either way, enjoy it.
Briony: Hey, I'm trying to practice my speech here, what do you think you're doing?!
Listen, Bri, if Adrienne wants to be the bastion of good health and wash her hands after pee, let her.
The Quickovers are moving up in the world: they hired a maid! She looks a little grumpy but I promise, she loves her job.
Adrienne is so, so proud of her garden. Look at her! And look at Briony looking at her. Wow. Love.
Spencer is about to be a kid and, for some reason, I invited Tegan and her daughter... even though we never speak to them or see them or catch up with them. Anyways, you saw Jazlyn a few parts ago, as a kid. Here she is as a teen. Spitting image of her dad, not Tegan.
Yay, birthdays!
This kid is going to be trouble. Look at that smirk.
Look at that smirk, continued. He's adorable!
Between Conrad, Sai, and Jazlyn, there are a lot of questionable fashion choices being made here.
Bea, on the other hand, is looking fine as heck and everyone is taking notice.
Spencer's imagination seems to be coming along nicely.
Conrad is on dish duty and he is really impressing me with these skills. I work at a restaurant and even I'm not confident enough to carry such a stack!
We have not forgotten the bees! Adrienne is still in her happy place surrounded by her hive.
I let the family (well, minus Sai because someone has to bring home the bacon) take a trip to the newly revamped park in Newcrest. Adrienne looks super unimpressed with the suffocating heat.
A water balloon fight was inevitable with these weather conditions.
Here's Spencer absolutely in awe of his mother's throwing arm.
Briony is not amused, even though Conrad certainly is.
Briony: Hey, babe, you might wanna take cover. This kid's gunnin' for you!
Adrienne: Nope. Just a little bit off the mark. Looks like your teammate isn't so great after all.
Now that's a critical hit!
Spencer, I haven't seen you throw a single balloon so I don't know why you're gloating so much.
Beatrix finally got in on the action and took Adrienne out with her first throw!
Apparently Conrad is on Adrienne's team now, even though his mom just absolutely obliterated her.
Well, not all throws can be winners. The fight eventually comes to a close with Beatrix having only one great result to show from it.
I wonder what's got Conrad so angsty. His homework? Doubt it. Maybe Spencer's pits stink. That could do it.
Well. Beatrix made a nice dinner for the whole family. Look at that beautiful sauce, that fresh herb. That... FLAME!?
Side effects may include breathing fire.
I love that Spencer is just quietly smirking to himself while everyone else suffers. Maybe if you were doing your homework, Conrad, you could have spared yourself this pain.
He has deep, deep regrets.
Side effects may also include being MAD AS HELL.
Here is Conrad angrily clearing the dishes but I feel like he is also halfway glitched so he looks like some kind of weird hunchback creature.
This spaghetti-fueled anger isn't anything a quick little chat with Skelly won't fix.
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