Oof. These winter conditions are no joke! Don't worry, this is definitely not a sign of what is to come in this post.


Hey, Penny, maybe if you didn't eat the trash you wouldn't need those baths you hate getting so much. No? Okay. Carry on.


Oh, yeah, here's a little glimpse into the living conditions in the desert. Poor Toby sleeps under the stairs like Harry Potter - and his hair changes color when it's bedtime. What is happening out there?!


Beatrix is finding her center before the big day. At least she isn't outside in the snow like her mother was in the last post.


This happened completely out of the blue and I didn't even know until I got the little pop-up! Briony was all, "Heck, I know my sister's wedding is tomorrow but I don't care! Give me some of that spotlight!"


Adrienne said yes. Briony's knee is probably frostbit.


I'm not mad at it but, dang, these girls move fast!

At this point in the story, I hadn't really decided who I wanted to be the "heir," and Briony and Beatrix were not making it easy on me.


Literally, no, Sai. It's the night before your wedding. You can live without seeing her for a few more hours.


Molly: So. Heard you and my daughter are getting married?
Adrienne: *crickets*


Molly: Honey, did you know about this?
Arwen: I suspected something would happen after they took my spaceship for a test drive.


I love getting to the wedding venue and seeing Bethany doing sit-ups in the snow in her formal wear. Girl. Get up!


Tegan, Tessa, and Raegen all showed up, even though I think they are more interested in the bar than the actual, you know, union.


Thank, but... I'm pretty sure you're at the wedding so you could have just congratulated her in person like a normal human being*.

*I am not a normal human being so I totally endorse this texting!


I got this wedding venue off of the Gallery (I didn't want a church-like venue and there wasn't much I could find) and it's a bit busy for my tastes but, ah well, I'm still learning.


Beatrix looks stunning with her lace-detailed dress and baby's breath crown.


Told ya. She is so gorgeous.


Adrienne is somehow front and center for the nuptials. I guess she's researching? I don't know. Obviously the rest of the family couldn't be bothered to get a good seat.

I'll let the next few images speak for themselves.




Honestly where are Molly and Arwen? Are they sleeping like Erick was at their wedding? LADIES. SHOW UP.


Remember last post when I said I started using pose packs? YEAHHHHH BOY.


These two! (Okay, honestly, Sai is kind of boring and I'm mostly just using him for genetics.)


Briony: Sis, you look great, really. Can I borrow your dress? I don't know if you heard, but I kind of pulled the trigger real quick last night and I gotta keep the train rolling before Adrienne realizes she doesn't actually like me.


AWWWWWWWWWWWW. I don't think you need to worry about if she really likes you or not one bit, Bri.


It's time for cake. I wish we could bake, like, really cool multi-tiered ones. I'm not sure why Sai is all the way across the room for this but, cool.


Methinks Adrienne has had one glass too many. She is going nuts.


I missed the actual cake-in-the-face part but here's Sai holding his fork like a true weapon. Don't be a weirdo!


Can we talk about Bea's butt in these pants? Girl is thick! And Sai is ready for it. *cue Taylor Swift*