This is the new nanny, Dhruv. He is my favorite kind of Townie: a Custom Content Disaster. And he apparently doesn't like Conrad at all.


It doesn't seem like he is that fond of the baby, either. Heh. Great. This might be a nightmare.


Briony: Why is this nerd sitting next to me when I'm trying to eat? I hope he doesn't expect me to help him or anything.


Conrad: Aunt Bri, what's the population of Oasis Springs?
Briony: Nope. I'm out, little dude.


Also, Bethany comes over a lot. Half of the time she just stands at the door staring, like this. Does she think she's missing out on something? Like... It's not that exciting. Go home. You have kids. Go digging.


The activity table is my favorite thing. I love seeing all of the little art pieces!


Conrad really loves Spencer. I don't know how he would feel if that little baby was his sibling, but a cousin is perfectly fine in his book.


Year-round school could be a pain, but poolside homework makes it completely bearable!


Look at this little doughy friend Conrad has made! Those accessories, though...


I don't know why Conrad looks so angry about having to take Lola on a walk. Did you just wanna sit in the pool and have raisin toes for the rest of the night?


Oh, no, our little boy!!! We've got to find some friends. Stat.


These God forsaken hair piles will be the death of me. You're telling me that Lola is shedding into perfectly circular piles at this alarming rate? Yeah, right.


Since Conrad is obviously some kind of fiend for the pool, his Aunt Briony accompanied him for an evening swim.


And then the nanny jumped in to join them. Dude. Get out. Why are you even still here? There are clearly adults home. Please leave, Dhruv.

This is a sign of things to come. Dhruv is clingy, guys.


Adrian, in his infinite elder wisdom: Briony, get inside and cover yourself up right now! Do you want my scarf? I've only been wearing it for my whOLE LIFE.


Spencer's first moments of being a toddler were frightening, to say the least. Both with the walking thing and with this... look.

Nope. This is much better.


These girls obviously needed a break from parenthood already so a little café date was in order.


And Adrienne whipped out the horn. She's really excited about this date. Also, I guess it's Love Day.


This is beside the point but Adrienne's bosom is as full as ever. Girl's been blessed.


I just really like pictures of people kissing while capturing the overall scene.


Back to reality and Spencer is having a tough time on the potty.


He's so sad! He's like, "Please don't be mad at me. I did my best." Yes, you did, little dude.


Conrad journeyed to the park to try and find some pals. First point of order? Cleaning up. This is a good egg.


Tegan realizes she's vaguely related to this weird sponge mop-wielding kid but can't be bothered.


All right! Some friends have been found and some horns have been tooted!


Um. Is our Conrad a little flirt? He's surrounded by girls!


He seems to have taken quite a liking to this one, Tamika, even though her shirt is really too flesh-colored for comfort.


This is a disaster. I can't even be bothered. Just a disaster.


Adrienne is trying her best to be firm, yet fair, with Spencer.


CUTE.


Is this a joke, Conrad?! I swear.


Different people, same story. It's a firm talking to for Conrad, while Lola sleeps peacefully on.